Sunday, June 15, 2008

On when to drink Champagne

"I drink it when I am happy.
and when I am sad.
Sometimes I drink it when I am alone.
When I have company, I consider
it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I am hungry,
and drink it when I am.
Otherwise I never touch it - unless
I am thirsty."

Madame Lilly Bollinger (attrib.)